bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

xo-frnks:

I look up to this man.

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

unwronged:

everything in excess can be bad, except love and food

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

claphne:

send help

legalmexican:

only airline I take

puppies:

In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*