esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

so-personal:

everything personal♡

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

100y:

orchievvavva:

humancum:

some people are on my blog on their wii’s

that’s not normal

some people are on your blog on their blackberry’s

that’s not normal

no one is on your blog on internet explorer

that is normal